{"id":171916,"date":"2024-05-19T00:50:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-19T04:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/?product=twisted-wares-live-nude-dancing-tomorrow-flour-sack-towel"},"modified":"2025-07-08T19:33:33","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T23:33:33","slug":"twisted-wares-live-nude-dancing-tomorrow-flour-sack-towel","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/?product=twisted-wares-live-nude-dancing-tomorrow-flour-sack-towel","title":{"rendered":"Twisted Wares Live Nude Dancing Tomorrow Flour Sack Towel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won&#8217;t fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>100% Flour Sack Cotton<\/li>\n<li>26&#8243;x 26&#8243;, when fully exposed<\/li>\n<li>Hang Tight Towel Technology<\/li>\n<li>printed with AZO-free ink<\/li>\n<li>All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!<\/li>\n<li>Design reads: Live Nude Dancing Tomorrow<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won&#8217;t fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton 26&#8243;x 26&#8243;, when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel Technology printed with AZO-free ink All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":221231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[2072],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-171916","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-games-novelty","8":"first","9":"instock","10":"taxable","11":"shipping-taxable","12":"purchasable","13":"product-type-simple"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product\/171916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171916"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/221231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_brand&post=171916"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_cat&post=171916"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my-little-adult-shop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=171916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}